"The Jock Itch" with Jasmine Sadry: OJ Beaten In Prison?
DALLAS (105.3 THE FAN) - Leading off today's "Jock Itch:" Conflicting reports say that OJ Simpson may have been brutally beaten by a young skinhead in a prison attack and that the Juice is afraid to leave his jail cell! If the story is true, it all stemmed from the fact that OJ brags about all of the gorgeous white women he's had as conquests, setting off inmates to cheer this young skinhead on as he knocked him to the ground, punching and kicking him (and I hate to use this pun) to a bloody pulp. His injuries were apparently so bad, that he secretly spent about 3 weeks in the infirmary and he's afraid to leave his cell…
The Knicks' Amar'e Stoudamire is designing a women's clothing line because he wants to give women something to wear when they go to sporting events. In his words, he wants to add some "flair to the hoodies and T-shirts." He will be the final approver of all designs…
There's an alleged "outbreak" at the Playboy Mansion and it's not a VD or STD, but a respiratory epidemic! The legendary grotto/pool is what's being investigated, after some big Internet/entrepreneur party was thrown at Hef's place earlier this month. Health Department Investigators are trying to figure out just who was hanging around the pool and the dance floor fog machine to find the root of the cause…
Tila Tequila is furious about a lesbian sex tape that leaked online and fell into the hands of Vivid Entertainment because she insists that it was never meant for the public to see! It's pretty much a leave-nothing-to-the-imagination sex tape between her and two girls. She says that she hopes this isn't a set back to the goals she wants to achieve in her career. Incidentally, Tila recently won the rights back to another sex tape, one she'd made with an ex-boyfriend, after taking the matter to court…
Only in Tarrant County, but a woman is accused of stabbing her sister while fighting over a tax return check. Cops say that it all started after the woman discovered she'd been filed as a dependent on her sister's return. When she demanded part of the money, her sister refused, and that's when the knife got pulled out, they started wrestling, and the rest is history…
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/021511-Sister-Stabbed-in-Fight-over-Tax-Refund
First it was the Super Bowl, and now WWE fans wreaked havoc on Twitter! Monday night, Twitter was at "over capacity" because of all of the reaction of WWE fans freaking out over "The Rock" making his unexpected return! It was described as just an explosion overload on Twitter and for the first time in WWE programming history, a superstar's personal Facebook page was promoted lived during the broadcast…
Billy Ray Cyrus says he made the mistake of trying to be his daughter Miley's friend and not her dad, resulting in her recent slip ups (which include salvia smoking, pole dancing, and numerous racy photos) He says that he's scared for her and even cites Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole Smith, and Kurt Cobain as ultimate disasters that he hopes she'll avoid following. He also said "That Damn Hannah Montana Show" drove a wedge between the family, as he's dealing with the divorce from his wife of 18 years…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/15/billy-ray-cyrus-im-scared-for-miley_n_823281.html
Former "Malcolm in the Middle" star, Frankie Muniz, allegedly put a gun to his head and punched his girlfriend, according to her! Supposedly, they were arguing in their home about prior relationships and that's when she says he grabbed the gun and held it to his head, as if he was intending to commit suicide. He's saying THAT'S not the case; in fact, she was screaming at him when he "fell and hit his head" and that the just grabbed the gun CASE and it wasn't even loaded. Cops DID find the gun…..and it was loaded. They've both since been warned to cut it out, or they'd be hauled off to jail…
A Chicago radio station claims to have discovered the holy grail of soft drinks, that being, the secret recipe for Coca-Cola, sparking a massive frenzy online! For more than a century, this recipe has been closely guarded 24 hours a day in a vault and supposedly can only be mixed by two Coca-Cola executives in the world. The recipe contains the exact measure of all the different oils needed for the drink's secret ingredient called, "Merchandise 7X" and that's what provides its unique taste. They list it as alcohol, orange oil, lemon oil, nutmeg oil, coriander, neroli and cinnamon. Coca-Cola is refusing to comment if the divulgence is true…
And THAT'S my "Jock Itch!"
J
