You Know You're a Dodger Fan When...

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen your star player shows up late on Opening Day against a rival team and is benched. #LOLPuig #Dodgers #SFGiants

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen a beach ball is your only rite of passage to be a fan. #Dodgers #SFGiants

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you live 5 miles from the stadium but it takes you 5 hours to get there. #Dodgers #SFGiants

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you have $60,745,000 in salary on the DL. #Dodgers #SFGiants

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen, well, when you're in last place. #SFGiants #Dodgers

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) June 25, 2013

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen your LA spray tan is SF orange! #SFGiants #Dodgers #BeatLA

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 1, 2013

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen These are the only balls your team hits in the postseason: pic.twitter.com/YiHsga2o4C #SFGiants #Dodgers #BeatLA

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) April 1, 2013

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you were just eliminated from the postseason in your house by your rivals, the #SFGiants. #BeatLA

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) October 3, 2012

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen your beach ball gets confiscated at AT&T Park's security gate. #SFGiants #BeatLA #Dodgers

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) September 7, 2012

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen your team has to change it's rotation just for the #SFGiants series. #YouScaredBro #BeatLA #Dodgers

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiantsFans) September 7, 2012

"@Matthew_sfG: #YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you go to a baseball game to play with a beach ball for 3 hours." Lmfaooo

— sunnyb (@simplybrrittany) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you've never actually seen a walk-off HR, because you left in the 6th.

— Lizz Porter (@Lizz_Porter) April 4, 2014

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen u think u can buy your way to the postseason but that still did not work #SoLongLA

— Thatdude.S.G⚾️ (@Thatdude_SG_55) October 3, 2012

#YouKnowYoureADodgerFanWhen you buy half the redsox, change your rotation, and it STILL don't work #YouScaredBro @SFGiants #SFGiants BOOM!

— Matt Quanstrom (@MattQuanstrom) September 8, 2012