Audio: The Don Geronimo Show - June 28, 2011
Don starts with another hilarious East Coast Bob phone call, then begins the show with Michelle Bachmann announcing her candidacy for U.S. President, including her John Wayne gaffe. This leads Don to pull out the old trusty John Wayne soundboard, which never misses! Don then goes through cannabis.com and reads off a list of famous people who have smoked marijuana, including Abe Lincoln, JFK, and Bill Clinton. Charlie Sheen is apparently getting "killed off" 2 1/2 Men, so Don asks what other TV sitcom characters have been "killed off" their shows. Craig gets a little out of control and starts naming off actors who were "killed off" because they actually died! After a discussion of the best beer commercials out there, Don and Dave talk about Olivia being on the show yesterday, and Drew of course, is more than happy to join in the discussion.
Don goes back to the butt-implant subject from the past few days, and apparently Paris has experience in selling undergarments with butt-shaped padding in them, so Don invites her into the studio to discuss them. We also find out about Craig and Paris' encounter in the bathroom last night. Don then gets on the subject of Rod Stewart having his stomach pumped, which leads him to looking up famous urban legends online, which include Neil Armstrong's "Mr. Gorsky" story, and JFK's "Jelly Doughnut" story, as well as the old legend, "are dogs' mouths cleaner than a human's?" Don then pulls out an educational video from the 1970's on menstruation, then asks Paris when she first started menstruating. This sets off a full blown head explosion for Don, Dave, and Drew, when she tells them what Craig likes to do during "that time of the month." Drew of course vomits, and Dave almost does as well. Don closes things out with news on the new Superman movie, another Toy Story movie, audio clips of Morgan Freeman, Terry Moran, and a news anchor lady who cracks up over a story about farts. Don then takes a Caller 100, and Drew finishes off with a happy ending.
