Memorable "Jersey Shore" quotes to live by

Our favorite guidos are hitting the beaches of Italy for the fourth season of their hit MTV show. Here are some of the lines that made these orange alcoholics some of America's hottest stars.

Angelina

"If a girl's a s-, she should be abused." - Season 1, Episode 2

Pauly D

"She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag, because she has a boyfriend, and she kissed me with her tongue." - Season 1, Episode 3

Snooki

"I am a princess at home, like, I am the f- princess of f- Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody, I'm like emotionally exhausted." Season 1, Episode 2

Deena

"Face down, a- up .. that's the way I like to have a good time." - Season 3, Episode 6

Mike "The Situation"

"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." - Season 2, Episode 2

Sammi "Sweetheart"

"No man will ever touch me like that ever twice." - Season 1, Episode 7

Snooki

"I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned." - Season 2, Episode 1

Snooki

"We are going to Space.. Space means like guidos juicehead gorillas, sexy, tanned, sweaty boys... and house music."- Season 2, Episode 12

Vinny

"Jenni's t- definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni's t-." Season 2, Episode 3

Vinny

"They're pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes, and jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings."- Season 1, Episode 5

Vinny

"See that look in his eye? He's ready to motorboat!" - Season 1, Episode 6

Ronnie

"How do you watch that girl get in her face and do nothing and like you still have the balls to creep." - Season 1, Episode 5

Deena

"I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d- for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself." - Season 3, Episode 9

Pauly D

"We're beatin'-up-the-beat, that's what we say when we're doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we're banging it as the beat builds 'cause that beat's hittin' us so we're fightin' back, it's like we beat up that beat." Season 1, Episode 4

Snooki

"Grenade Grundle Chodes. All the guys coming up to me are disgusting." Season 2, Episode 9

Mike "The Situation"

"I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures what-so-ever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house."- Season 1. Episode 6

"My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in, and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willin' to try that." Season 1, Episode 5

Snooki

"You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up b-, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I f- like, save animals, like that's what I do." - Season 1, Episode 7

Snooki

"I look over and I see like hair being pulled and all this s-, I'm like oh my god, how do I get in?"Season 1, Episode 5

Sammi "Sweetheart"

"This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air." - Season 1, Episode 4

Ronnie

"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Season 1, Episode 1

Mike "The Situation"

"As soon as we saw [the fake boob], we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone."- Season 2, Episode 3

J-Woww

"I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham." - Season 2, Episode 3