Mel Gibson's Sickest Rants

I just want my daughter and a maid; it's a lot less trouble. They make the bed, which you DID NOT! (Followed by panting.)

You went to sleep and didn't [expletive] me. I deserve to be [expletived] (Panting, lots of panting.)

I don't need medication, you need a [expletiving] bat to the side of the head!

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

I am going to come and burn the [expletiving] house down!! But you will [expletive] me first! (Yet more panting.)

I'll put you in a [expletiving] rose garden you [expletive]! You understand that? Because I'm capable of it. You understand that?

You make me want to smoke.

I'd like to show you what mean really is. [expletive], [expletive], [expletive], gold digger! All true! You [expletiving] proved it to me! (The panting, oh the panting.)

I [expletiving] bend over backwards with my [expletives] in a knot to do it all for her!!!!

You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a [expletiving] [expletive] in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of [expletives], it will be your fault.