"Dear Facebook, this latest change may be the one that pushes me over the edge. #twitteronly? #withasideofgoogleplus?" -Readthe10th
No secrets are safe
"Dear Facebook, All the Cheaters are getting upset because Your just makingn it easier for them to get caught #NewFacebook" -marisalander
Throw me a bone
"Dear facebook, Please consider adding a 'suggested relationship' option. Sincerely, I could use the help." -TeenSwagQuote
No circles, please
"Dear Facebook. I refuse to categorize my friends. I love them all equally. Well, maybe that guy in Orlando a bit less, but otherwise, no." -unclemonster
Why bother?
"For all of you starting your status with, 'Dear Facebook', I am pretty sure Facebook does not care." -PayChen