World's biggest alarm clock is also world's most painful alarm clock

(CBS) - Guys, have a seat; we need to talk. Listen, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. For example, you can build a pneumatic alarm clock that turns every morning into an earthquake nightmare, but you probably shouldn't. Just look at this gentleman. He spends the first fifty seconds of the video explaining his invention, and the last ten regretting his decision.

Okay, so this video has been around for a while (over four years, which is like 800-years Internet time.) But sometimes people come into work late because they overslept (not naming any names,) and maybe they realize they need a new alarm clock. And then they watch this video and decide some alarms are a little too extreme.