What Was Andy Thinking…in 1997?
01/05/97: "Collectibles" - things Andy has on his desk
01/12/97: "Our Politicians" - public figures who were forced to resign
01/19/97: "The Inaugural Route" - Andy looks at the parade route
02/02/97: "In the News" - news stories that Andy could relate to
02/09/97: "The Speech" - critique of the State of the Union Address
02/16/97: "I Dare Not Say" - complaints about Andy's comments
02/23/97: "Almanacs" - Andy talks about reference books
03/02/97: "Cloning" - problems arising from human cloning
03/09/97: "Churches" - why can't Christian churches of various denominations get together?
03/16/97: "They Don't Earn Enough" - people in public office should be paid more
03/23/97: "Presidential Ills" - medical problems of U.S. Presidents
03/30/97: "For Your Health" - the merits of health food
04/06/97: "Team Names" - names of sports teams
04/13/97: "Digital TV" - we need better programs not better pictures
04/20/97: "Farmer Andy" - Andy talks about gardening
04/27/97: "The Bronx Zoo" - Andy visits the zoo
05/04/97: "Advertising" - there's too much advertising
05/11/97: "FDR Is In The News" - how Andy find his material
05/18/97: "Andy's Closet" - things that Andy keeps
05/25/97: "Shaving" - Andy talks about razors and shaving (OAD: 07/14/96)
06/01/97: "Andy's Eyebrows" - people criticize Andy's appearance (OAD: 11/24/96)
06/08/97: "Susan Molinari" - making the move from politics to network television
06/15/97: "Immigration" - a citizenship test (OAD: 10/27/96)
06/22/97: Saks catalogue (OAD: 12/15/96)
06/29/97: "Books" - books sent to Andy by publishers and authors (OAD: 12/08/96)
07/06/97: "Ads" - the picture on the box has nothing to do with the product (OAD: 09/24/95)
08/03/97: "Caps" - fashions in men's hats (OAD: 12/27/92)
08/24/97: "Women Mowers" - women cutting the grass (OAD: 08/18/96)
09/07/97: "Cigarette Taxes" - raising taxes on cigarettes is unfair to smokers
09/14/97: "Princess Diana" - England should get rid of two things -- the tabloid press and the monarchy
09/21/97: "It's News To Me" - news stories that make Andy mad
09/28/97: "Central High In Little Rock" - 40th anniversary of forced integration
10/05/97: "Dog Food" - labels on dog food
10/12/97: "Promises...Promises" - Andy's thoughts on the Promises Keepers and prayer
10/19/97: "Coaches" - Andy criticizes football coaches
10/26/97: "Car Ads" - unrealistic scenes in commercials
11/02/97: "Andy's Mail" - response to Andy's comments about the Promise Keepers and prayer
11/09/97: "Andy Tackles the News" - events in this week's news
11/16/97: "Magazines" - things about magazines that annoy Andy
11/23/97: "What's Your Number?" - Andy doesn't like having to remember so many numbers...credit cards, phone numbers, etc.
11/30/97: "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" - what people do to improve their appearance...wearing wigs, dyeing their hair
12/07/97: "Pardon Me...Mr. President" - what happens to the turkeys that are given to U.S. Presidents
12/14/97: "Sports Clothing" - what athletes wear
12/21/97: "Christmas 1997" - Andy's thoughts about Christmas
12/28/97: "Nuts" - what you find in a can labeled mixed