What does the future hold for "Toddlers & Tiaras" contestants?

(CBS) - "Toddlers & Tiaras" is one of those shows that has definitely caught the public's attention, for good or bad. It almost seems like more people talk about the show than watch it. But what about the little tots? What will some of these contestants be like when they finally grow up? Will they ever grow up...?

"Funny or Die" ponders this very question in the amusing sketch above - watch and see what they think the future may hold for some of the contestants.

You know what? I can totally see it. Much like some peers I've run across at high school reunions and similar functions, it seems tough to let go when you're winning at something. 

It's like Matthew McConaughey's character said in the cult classic "Dazed and Confused": The older you get the more rules they're gonna try and push on you, you just gotta keep on livin' man.  Truer words were never spoken, so you just keep on competing and winning those pageants, hypothetical pageant girl.