Michaele Salahi is a singer now!

(CBS) First Charlie Sheen releases a single and now Michaele Salahi does. Seriously: Is the world ending?

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For those of you who don't remember Salahi, she and her husband, Tareq Salahi, allegedly crashed a White House state dinner in November 2009. She was then featured on the mercifully defunct "The Real Housewives of D.C."

And now she has a single! It's called "Bump It." The Washington Post fills in the blanks, quoting Michaele: "I titled the song 'Bump it' because I love dancing and bumping it on the dance floor! I got so caught up with the rhythm, that my music just feels like a magical prism - the song will be the perfect dance song for everyone to enjoy this summer!"

And the lyrics? Here's the opening verse: "Like I'm so high and like you're so not/The speakers on blast let the techno rock/Everybody in the club make your way to the front/Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump."

Salahi's voice is buried in the mix and heavily processed (listen via her iPhone app). Therefore it's possible the lyric transcription is only 95 percent accurate. But "Bump It" isn't "Imagine" or "What's Going On" or even "Yummy Yummy Yummy" by Ohio Express. So one lost "like" probably isn't a big deal.

Anyone want to weigh in on which song is worse, Salahi's or Sheen's? Let us know in the comments.