John Stamos teaches you how to cuddle with Bob Saget
(CBS) - Let John Stamos guide you on how to win over that special someone with the age-old method of cuddling. The "Stamos Snugglefest" outlines all of the cuddling varieties you could ever need to wow your woman and win her heart.
With proven methods such as the "Stamos Soother," "Stamos Spoonful," "Stamos Swaddler," and the "Stamos S'Touching Her With Your Fingers" your cuddle game is bound to improve by leaps and bounds in time for your next intimate cuddle fest.
Plus, Bob Saget as the girl in this sketch is almost as amusing as it is disturbing, creating a perfect balance of Stamos and Saget (insert "s" adjective here).
So the next time you cuddle up next to that special person of your desire, make sure you remember everything taught to you today to guarantee they will "Stamos Cozy."