Charlie Sheen roasted to a crisp
(CBS) For those of you waiting for the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" next week, here are a few tidbits that got through.
According to Entertainment Weekly, the roast was merciless. Here are few things said about Sheen by the celebs at the event that we can actually print.
(In case you've forgotten, Sheen was fired from "Two and Half Men" for rants against Chuck Lorre, the show's creator. Sheen was accused of trashing a New York hotel room and was taken to the hospital in January for chest pains.)
Steve-O from "Jackass": "Charlie still hasn't hit rock bottom, he's is looking forward to it though because he thinks there's a rock there."
Comedian Anthony Jeselnik: "The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox."
William Shatner: "Would it kill you to open a door for [a woman] before locking her in a closet?"
The roast airs Sept. 19 on Comedy Central.