Recorded by Woody Phillips (get it?), this is Christmas music made with tools. It's cute for about 3 seconds. You have to wonder who thought it was a good idea, and who bought this CD? It's still for sale at Amazon.com
xmas_2livejews
2 Live Jews is a comedy hip-hop duo composed of MC Moisha and Easy Irving. They spoof Hip-Hop and Jewish stereotypes. A Christmas album was a must, with "Bagel Rock" and "Christmas Wrap". Duo spoofed Miami's 2 Live Crew. Oy!
xmas_6million
Santa's elves go on strike, and a picket line is led by a terrorist elf. Six Million Dollar Man Steve Austin rushes in but gets caught, and the Elves save his bacon. WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS UP!
xmas_accordion
Christmas and accordions go together like...well, they don't go together. Add some Christmas hats and the whole thing just gets stranger.
xmas_charliehamster
Charlie the Hamster is a puppet who leads a ministry, and sounds like one of the Chipmunks, only squeakier. His creator, Floyd, says kids love him. Don't miss the Christmas Yodel.
xmas_christmasturkey
"Santa Got Arrested" and "Christmas Sucks". The yuletide spirit overflows!
xmas_cow
With tracks like: Hallemoojah Chorus; Angus We Have Heard On High; We Wish You A Dairy Christmas; OK, we GET it! If you have to have it you can still buy it online.
xmas_crypt
The horror stories of Christmas. Cheery! Let's listen to "Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie." Gives you the creeps to listen to this "least needed gift."
xmas_disco
Maybe this is the reason disco died. Santa's flight, to the light of a disco ball.
xmas_dogs
Just the cover makes one shudder, but hearing "Jingle Bells Boogie" sung by dogs makes you glad Christmas comes but once a year. It's worse when cats sing it!
xmas_eilertsjul
Red suit, white guitar, and the point. Santa wants you!
xmas_froggy
If Christmas ever croaks, it will be because of this album. Frogs sing Silent Night? Next, it will be hymns played by jackhammers.
xmas_frontteeth
Imagine this poor kid whose big break in show business was to be memorialized with crossed eyes and gapped teeth. Merry Christmas, kid! Hope Santa hooked you up with a dentist.
xmas_gantvoorttwins
Christmas Carols sung with the accompaniment of antique music boxes by twin sisters. Double the fun!
xmas_gonuts
From the cover, you'd guess the album is weird. How weird? How about "Radnar the Flat Nosed Reindeer." Stan bills himself as "The King of Scandinavian Humor." We'll take his word for it, because he won the St. Olav medal of Honor from Norway's King Harald.
xmas_gto
Want a downer for Christmas? This is the CD for you. "Runaway Christmas" and "I don't believe in Christmas" will get you in the mood!
xmas_hung
Let's hope he used a strand of Christmas lights to carry out the title. Far beyond bad.
xmas_keymartin
The only album cover we had to censor. Someone (not Kay) appeared in ribbon and nothing else in this 1962 gem of adult only Christmas songs. Kay did appear naked on another album. One of the songs on this one: "Santa's Gonna Be Late Tonite". Oh, Santa!
xmas_koreaski
Merry Christmas from a Korean singer with skis. Skis, of course, are a key part of Christmas motif, but maybe singer Kim Se-Hwan (thanks to our Korean translator) isn't into the whole Santa thing.
xmas_koreaWhtxmas
You've never heard White Christmas until you've heard it in Korean.
xmas_maewest
Mae West was known for being more than a bit wild, but with Santa? Her contribution to holiday spirit.
xmas_momdads
You can see them on the cover. Mom and the dads. Shoot the designer, and whoever told them to sing a 5 minute version of Auld Lang Syne. Even better: It's Polka mixed with Western music. Happy Holidays!
xmas_mrhankychristmas
If you're not a South Park fan, yes, that is s piece of, well, you know, dressed in a Santa Hat. Featuring songs like "Christmas in Hell", it's funny if you're a fan and sorta sick in places if you're not.
xmas_nuttinforchristmas
Kenny and Corky are Chipmunks, sorta, and sing like the real (?) thing. Read "annoying". Susy Snowflake is a mystery. From Christmas, 1959.
xmas_pandit
The cover makes you want to rush out and buy! From 2007, this promises 'easy listening' Christmas standards like "Hark the Herold Angels Sing." Played on some strange music box keyboard and the organ.
xmas_pigs
This grunting animal album takes aim at Christmas AND Hanukkah. "Hava naSQUEALia" and "Amazing Grease". Gotta be a better way for record producers to bring home the bacon, but some people love it.
xmas_raisins
Santa as wrinkled fruit. Pulled by eight tiny raisindeer. Totally the spirit of Christmas!
xmas_sanders
It's strange to see the Colonel without the bucket, but his face is about all he has to do with this strange idea for a Christmas album. Big stars, nice songs, and no chicken grease on the cover. Just one more way to sell a finger-lickin' good holiday.
xmas_santaharp
Angels play harps. Should Santa?
xmas_scaaary
"Oooh, that's scary!" Christmas songs from Detroit's Count Scary (Tom Ryan), who had irregular TV gigs in the 80's and 90's. Funny and cheesy at the same time.
xmas_sew
The family rapturously gathers around the new sewing machine to celebrate the holiday. Stitched together for Singer Sewing Machines in 1963. Don't needle us for including it.
xmas_smurfs
What would the holiday be without "Smurfing Around the Christmas Tree?" We'd have a real blue Christmas without the singing Smurfs. A treasure from 1996.
xmas_starwars
This is just wrong. The album tells the story of a droid factory that builds toys for S. Claus. The producer hoped it would become the first in an annual series of Star Wars Christmas albums. Mercifully, his dream failed. Maybe it was the Empire striking back.
xmas_stooges
Recorded at the end of their career, this album from 1961 contains such timeless classics as "Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly" and "Jingle Bells Drag". Why, I oughta...
xmas_stoor
Santa on a surfboard with Norwegian Christmas carols. There's something fundamentally odd about that.
xmas_switchedonsanta
Christmas music played on the original MOOG synthesizer. Deck the lava lamp and travel in time.
xmas_thurl
Thurl Ravenscroft, who died in 2008, was best known for being the voice of Tony the Tiger and for singing the best version of "You're a mean one, Mister Grinch". He loved Christmas music, but his albums did not make him a household name.
xmas_timdinkins
Santa on Apollo; you've just gotta love it. Almost all of these songs are written by Mrs. Nellie Bond who singer Dinkins met while performing on the Squeaking Deacon Show. They wanted to do an album of all new Christmas songs. This is it. Be warned!
xmas_tinytim
Did we need Tiny Tim? If so, we certainly didn't need him at Christmas. Released in 1996, if you're one of his 3 or 4 fans the record is still available online. He sings traditional Christmas standards in his nontraditional way. Don't miss it!
