The Dumbest Incoming Prisoner Of The Incoming Year
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Kyndric Wilson, 19, is being processed into the Okaloosa County Jail, in the Florida panhandle (for what crime, not clear). Jailers ask: "What's that you're holding, Kyndric?" --or words to that effect. "It's a bag of cocaine," answers Kyndric. --or words to that effect.
Flash forward: the Northwest Florida Daily News reports Kyndric's story checks out, and he faces a couple of extra felony counts. Possession, and smuggling contraband. Ah well, the court bailiffs will know where to find him.
My favorite part is Kyndric's quote, per the arrest report: "(Bleep), I knew I shouldn't of brought that in... (Bleep)." It's going to be a very long year.
