Dude: Where's My Pot? Oh. It's Right Here On The....
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The scene: I-90, Buffalo, New York. Night.
The set-up: State trooper throws the switch, lights up blue-n-reds, to get a driver to pull over. That driver is standing on his seat; uppper half of body, sticking out of sunroof.
Action! : Cop moves in, suspicious. Other driver (exactly how is he able to drive, if he's hanging out the sunroof? -Ed.) makes his move; tosses a bag of marijuana over the side. No evidence-no problem. He senses freedom is close by.
Epilogue: Close, but no cigar. Bag o' pot doesn't dissappear into the night. It lands on the hood of the pursuing squad car. 20-year-old Sean Schmidt, arrested.
Fade to black.
