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Michigan State Fans Troll Michigan One Final Time Before The New Year

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

If orange is the new black, then Michigan State fans might be the Michigan fan of 2015. What I mean by that is MSU fans now gloat every chance they get to their Michigan friends and Michigan fans have nothing to say back other than, "Wait 'til next year."

No Michigan or Michigan State fan will ever forget Saturday, Oct. 27, 2015, for as long as they live.

The perfect way to end a game when you return a botched punt for a TD is the way Michigan State did.

The website theonlycolors.com decided to pen a 'Twas a Night Before Christmas' blasting Michigan fans about that game called, 'Twas the last play of the game.'

'Twas the last play of the game
And in the Big House
Maize and blue fans were ready
"Little Brother!" they'd shout

Their team up by 2
Just 10 seconds remain
And thoughts of Paul Bunyan
Danced in their brains

Spartan Nation was glum
It seemed much too late
It stood 4th and 2
On the State 48

Coach D on the sideline
Gathered players to hear
They call them the Rangers
And their mission was clear

Every man knew his job
And each Ranger all
Come hell or high water
Must get to that ball

The teams took the field
Not a Spartan was back
They took to the line
And were primed to attack

Maize and blue fans may wonder
As they toss in their sleep
Why they had 2 gunners
When no one was deep

The snap came in low
So the punter reached down
The ball hit his hands
And then hit the ground

More rapid than eagles
Those Rangers they came
And Coach D he shouted
And called them by name

"Now, Macksood! Now, Harrell!"
"Now Leimbach and Grayson!"
"On, Dowell! On, Willis!"
"On Monty and Jalen!"

Then what to our wondering
Eyes did we see
But a forceful collision
And heard "The ball is free!"

 

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