Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-30-11

Why did the man shake the parrot?
10. He didn't have a chicken to choke. Phil Clint Twp
9. Ryan in an orange truck. He just wanted his fruit loops
8. He was shaking the parrot because spanking the monkey in public is old and busted. Patrick in Howell.
7. The parrot kept insisting that the 3-3-5 defense could work in the Big Ten.
6. The parrot found out they were looking for the next Aflac voice and wanted his voice to be more annoying - Nate from work
5. Why did the man shake the parrot? Because the parrot's acting career just hadn't taken off. Well not compared to Matthew Broderick's horse. Rob in Hunnington Woods
4. U can be sure that Parrot won't forget its lines the next time the guy takes him into the bar. Chuck
3. Chris Brown owns a parrot? Sean- Canton
2. Obviously he took the expression "flipping the bird" WAY to literally. Drew Royal Oak
1. The guy was shaking the parrot because he left his shake weight at home. Jeremy-Southgate