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Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 1-12-11

What can we expect from a 76 yr old Dick Vitale?
10. Honestly there is not much you can expect from a 76 year old...guy named Dick. UNT
9. What to expect from a 76 year old Dick Vitale: the adhesive from the Fathead of Coach K that he has about his bed will be wearing off.
8. He would look for a prune juice shower instead of gatorade after a big win.
7. Alzheimers baby! With a capital A!
6. Dicky V's new contract is simply a way for him to kill time until his dream job comes open... Head coach of penn state football - tommy in truck
5. What to expect from a 76 year old Dick Vitale: He will have more real hair then Bret Michaels. - Brett POD
4. I don't know what to expect from a 76 yr old dick, but sjp will be 180 in horse years. Chris - champaign
3. Dickie V will excitedly describe a blocked shot as the defender saying "Get off my lawn!" Chis at Work
2. Dick Vitale PTPers means people testing your prostrate. UNT
1. What to expect from Dick vitale at 76. . . Lindsay Lohan will be dating him to steal his medication Cory

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