Forget Sharks! Johan Franzen Performs Superhuman Tricks For Red Wings
It is called a "natural" hat trick, but whom are we kidding? Natural implies normal, and if this were normal, then so is flapping your arms and flying to the moon, and so is rubbing your hands together and creating a symphony, and so is ... um, sorry. I can't think of anything else that compares to what Johan Franzen did to the San Jose Sharks on Thursday night.
