Dery's U of M and MSU Caller (And Mike) Rules
1. Uof M fans can NOT say "Michigan is back" until they beat a ranked opponent.
2. Hoke and Mattison's defense cannot be praised fully until they allow 31o yards of total offense or less to a legitimate opponent.
3. Mike can no longer refer to Uof M's National Title as a "Co-National Title" based on MSU's co-Big Ten title last year.
4. The Unity Council bit remains but ONLY during MSU/OSU week and UM/OSU week, unless Mike needs OSU to beat UM for MSU's sake.
5. Denard Robinson for Heisman talk is permitted AFTER the MSU game...not anytime before.
6. MSU fans can no longer rip on UM's bowl record, due to lack of success themselves in postseason. (Mike included)
7. If are going to make a point (either side), back it up with facts.
8. Neither school can discuss inferior academics in a football discussion.
