'Chill Bro' Needed As Roomie In Royal Oak; It's A Craigslist Ad You Won't Forget
By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc
Are you in the market for a new place to live? I might have found the perfect spot for you!
There are only a few restrictions. You need to have "college frat bro references" and "if you got a girl, she needs to have tight friends that are down to clown."
That's right -- those are from a Craigslist posting that was titled, "chill bro wanted for roommate in downtown RO apartment (downtown RO)."
Is it for real? I think it's a parody, but I've been wrong before. I have to give props to whoever created it. It's genius.
Some of my other favorite excerpts are: "Not into edm or the forest? Not tight. Frat/lax bros with sick flow preferred. Got kids? Go away. UofM fan? STFU & GTFO. Down to snipe tight broads from the bars on weekends I'm not traveling or broing out in some deluxe short sleeve button-downs up north."
Click HERE to see the entire listing.
