Bears 'Fans': Leave Trestman Daughters Alone, You Losers
By John Dodge
CHICAGO (CBS) -- Listen up, losers.
Taking out your frustrations about the Chicago Bears on the daughters of Marc Trestman makes you subhuman.
Some examples:
Oh, sorry, Scott, you are totally relevant, watching sports all weekend and tweeting to your 200 followers.
Ebola comedy!
Sure, you would. Bleeding out of your eyeballs is so much more enjoyable than wasting your weekend in your parents' basement.
At least the medical forensics experts wouldn't have to work very hard to retrace your movements.
"Fitz", who is a total winner and poet laureate ("if you're not first, you're last"!!!), at least was polite in a creepy passive aggressive sort of way.
OK, bros, we get it, you are confused, upset and don't know what to do with your anger.
Now, go away. [We can at least hold out hope, right?]
Chloe and Sarahanne simply love their dad. He is their father first, then coach of the Chicago Bears. Yes, the team is pretty bad and there is plenty of blame to go around.
That is something the Twitter trolls simply don't understand.
Their mom is pretty damn cool herself. She sent Chloe this:
Game over, losers.
