Fred Toucher's Explosive Rant Against Twitter: 'All Of You Are So Dumb!'
"The president is having a fight with a senator on Twitter. Do you understand how insane this is? Do you understand how damaging this is? We are so stupid. We're a bunch of apes that have been handed a bottle and we're gathering around it in mystery. This is ludicrous. This is so dumb. Stop talking on the internet."