Toucher & Rich Read Potential "Meals" At New 98.5 Restaurant & Bar

BOSTON (CBS) -- 98.5 The Sports Hub is opening a new restaurant & bar at Foxwoods. Toucher & Rich caught wind of an idea to name meals on the menu after Sports Hub hosts and personalities, so they decided to come up with some of their own ideas - along with some surreal, hilarious suggestions from listeners.

Here are some of the highlights from the show...

- The Scott Zolak Unicorns, Show-Ponies, Where's The Roast Beef Sandwich

- The Marshall Hook Wild Card: Mayonnaise, Olives, Pizza Rolls, and Ice Cream

- The KaufmanJohnstonGoucher: Milk in a glass

And from listeners...

- The Adolfo: A dessert where the waitress brings a tray of cookies, knocks them on the floor, and makes you eat them all

- The Felger Contrarian: Whatever you ask the waitress for, she brings you the exact opposite

- The Dan Shaughnessy Shepherd's Pie: A heaping pile of bright white mashed potatoes with curly red fries on top

Listen to the full podcast below: