"Bulletin....Bulletin".....Barack's Teleprompter Stolen...President Speechless !!!
What are we going to do, and when should we do it? It's hard to believe but it's true, somebody stole the truck carrying the President's sound system, his podium with the Presidential Seal........and.......yes AND THE TELEPROMPTER." I mean if that doesn't call for an OMG I don't know what will. The only words heard from B.H.O. since this crisis are "aah.....ummm....aah....and....let me be clear, goodnight."
I've been unable to confirm those words spoken by the President since the theft, but he does use them a lot in every single speech he ever delivers so I'll go out on a limb and assume he used them again......since the theft of the teleprompter.
Do you believe the pomposity and swagger from B.H.O. when (before his teleprompter was stolen) he had the audacity to say in a speech "maybe they (Republicans) don't understand my entire jobs bill (too stupid) so what I'm going to do is break it up into little bite size pieces and give it to them one piece at a time (make it easier for them). A clear signal, this guy has got nothing left. Every thing he has tried during his disastrous three years in office has failed. His self-proclaimed social policies have yielded nothing more than a weaker economy......and to quote Charles Krauthammer, one of the brightest syndicated columnists in the country...."what does Obama do? He takes the low road...blame the Plutocrats for bleeding the country and I (BHO) will rescue you from them." Krauthammer goes on to say "problem is, this kind of populist demagoguery is more than intellectually dishonest. It's dangerous."
Take heart my friends....just as O.J. is still hunting for the real killers of his wife Nicole and Ron Goldman back in '94, B.O. is out there in a shiny new black bus, trying to find the villains who have screwed up this country to a fair-thee-well for the past three years while he wasn't looking.
