Jeff Experiences The Super Bowl Experience
Howdy humans, this is Jeffrey blogging from Phoenix. Reading these words will really help you become a better person.
My immediate takeaways from our first day in Phoenix for the SB: Still a failure at Tinder, but at least I adopted a rescue human.
I found a homeless KT (@ktfuntweets) outside my room without shoes, he appeared lost confused and hurt. He asked if he could live with me. I let him in. I'm a nice person, I like KT. No word on why he was ejected from the room with Ben and Skin (BEDGATE?), but I do look forward to hearing it today on their broadcast from 3-7.
I didn't mind taking in the homeless KT, I'll get him fed, cleaned and healthy and back out there on the streets in no time.
Important to report here that I am still an abject failure at Tindering. I'm starting to really lean towards these aren't even real people on this thing. It's a near statistical impossibility for someone to be as terrible at this thing as I am.
I've adopted the "swipe right for everyone" mentality. Out of town let's get this party going right? Got about 20 matches, had about 4 conversations, still 0'fer on getting anything done. How socially awkward and conversationally challenged to do you have to be that you have already matched with someone and STILL can't figure out a way to get the job done? Pretty darn awkward.
Need someone to help me. How do you talk to humans? Why am I terrible at it?
Tweet me @JC1053 with whatever help you can provide. Please. Quickly. I need you.
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