Horny East Coast Singles Take To Craigslist For Snowstorm Hook-Ups
NEW YORK (CBS SF) -- The weather outside is frightful on the East Coast, and many horny singles are taking to the Craigslist personals in the hope of finding a hook-up to ride out the storm in pleasure.
Governor Andrew Cuomo warned residents about the potentially devastating storm that prompted a state of emergency to be declared.
With so many folks stuck inside, Craigslist's personals section offered a plethora of possibilities for those seeking some company.
One ad read, "So, I don't know if you heard but it's pissing white from the sky! What better way to enjoy the elements than a full on snow day cuddle?"
Another ad offered impromptu shelter for any female dancers stranded by the snow.
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Snow-related puns were not in short supply in the ads. "I don't want to make this complicated so let me break the ice: I'm looking for a snow date who will treat me naughty or nice. I'm not looking for a fireplace, just someone to light my fire...come stay with me if that's what you desire. PS—Snowball fight is not optional. Bonus points if you're a lion tamer."
More of the ads can be seen here.