The most ridiculous tech gadget gifts of the season
Whether you're shopping for a Trekkie, a foodie, or a fisherman, gadget gifts abound this year.
Sure, these high-tech gizmos are a bit on the wacky side, but they are sure to be memorable as last-minute gifts for the geek who has everything. Click through to see some of the more ridiculous offerings on the market right now...
Foodsniffer
'Tis the season for overeating, leftovers and food poisoning. Got friends who like to shove meat to the back of the fridge only to find it a little past its "use by" date?
The Foodsniffer may be the gift you're looking for. The device will "sniff" your slightly funky chicken, beef, pork or fish. It senses certain volatile organic compounds that are emitted when food starts to decompose. Through a smartphone app, you see whether the meal is fresh, starting to spoil or spoiled.
The device won't detect the presence of illness-causing bacteria like salmonella or E. coli, so make sure you cook your food sufficiently, even if it's deemed fresh.
Han Solo fridge & ice cube trays
Nothing says chill like Han Solo frozen in carbonite. This mini fridge's front door features a 3-D rendering of a frosty Han and holds 18 canned beverages.
The fridge can switch between cold and warm modes, but sadly a dreamy 1980s Harrison Ford doesn't collapse at your feet when you switch the heat on. The fridge door does, however, give off the same eerie red glow that appeared when Princess Leia thawed him out in "Return of the Jedi."
There's also a set of matching ice cube trays.
"Star Trek" phaser universal TV remote
"Star Wars" is all the rage now, with hundreds of products tied to the new movie. But Trekkies need their toys, too.
For the Captain Kirk in your life, this universal remote has been recreated with 3-D scans of Star Trek props.
You operate this remote using motion rather than buttons. It combines the small mini phaser and the larger pistol-shaped phaser models used as weapons on "Star Trek." The smaller one can be used separately or inserted into the larger phaser, which has a pistol-grip base.
Beam strengths can be customized, and the remote makes a variety of phaser firing sounds. A metal stand with a hidden magnet is included, making the phaser easy to grab if your home is overrun by Tribbles, or you just need to change the channel.
iBobber fish finder
Hooking Moby Dick is easier when you've got portable sonar on your side.
The iBobber fish finder attaches to your fishing line and floats on the surface of the water. Once you cast it, the iBobber can show you where fish are and how big they are. It also maps the floor of the waterbed, letting you know how deep the water is and pointing out obstacles, as far down as 135 feet, whether you fishing from shore, boat or dock.
The device syncs with your phone via Bluetooth and displays the images on your screen. It's not video, but more like a cartoon graphical representation of what's below you.
The app keeps a log of your excursions. Favorite fishing spots can be tagged with GPS in case you need to come back later to catch the big one that got away.
Flux Capacitor USB car charger
Not even Doc Brown quite imagined a day when we'd be walking around with mini touch-screen computers in our pockets.
Next time you hop in your DeLorean (or minivan, whatever), make sure your phone is fully charged up with this Flux Capacitor USB car charger. It doesn't need plutonium: just plug it in to your car's 12V vehicle power adapter (cigarette lighter) and you can charge up two devices simultaneously.
Mistletoe drone
What's a gift guide for geeks without some kind of drone? Even better, this drone can act as a remote-controlled wingman for those looking for a holiday smooch.
The mistletoe drone hovers with a pair of counter-rotating rotors. An infrared remote provides throttle and directional control.
For a big party, up to 20 of these drones can be flown independently without radio interference problems.
The drone's rechargeable battery provides up to five minutes of flight and takes 30 minutes to charge through its remote.
When controlling it, just make sure the drone ends up over the right person. A mistake can be disastrous.