Colorado Makes Fictional Depth Chart For Michigan Game [PHOTO]
By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc
It's no secret that Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't like to give out any information to the opposing teams before it's strictly essential.
Harbaugh didn't even name his starting QB for the season to the public until Wilton Speight took his first snap.
Michigan faces Colorado on Saturday and their SID Dave Plati came up with a funny way to display their depth chart for the game. On the top of the depth chart it reads, "Since this week's opponent, Michigan, does not issue a depth chart, our coaches felt we should refrain from making one public this as well. So in the interim, we had a little fun..."
The chart is full of fictional characters at each position.
Michigan doesn't do a depth chart, so Colorado made a fake one for the week. Nice work by SID Dave Plati! pic.twitter.com/EQr0LloHrB
— Kevin Kugler (@kevinkugler) September 13, 2016
Starting at QB for the Buffaloes is the 5'2" Elmer Fudd, who no doubt will be tough to tackle. The late Manute Bol who stood 7'7" is a backup WR. I think that will difficult to defend against the jump ball situation.
Look forward to seeing your punt returners this weekend! #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/28Y0BU73Qq
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 13, 2016
.@UMichFootball Lloyd Christmas really wants a pair of Harbaugh khakis. Can you hook him up? pic.twitter.com/w2btMKQvN8
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 13, 2016
.@RunRalphieRun ???? These are staying right here... #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/iXsQYeUZkW
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 13, 2016
. @UMichFootball not even a one in a million chance? pic.twitter.com/oYr2uNxHTy
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 13, 2016
.@RunRalphieRun Okay, you want it? Come and get it... #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/BCsWdTOfe0
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 13, 2016
.@UMichFootball quit picking on our punter. Left tackle to the rescue. pic.twitter.com/E78bHLnzHx
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 13, 2016
.@RunRalphieRun Better make sure your safety is good to go. Seems a bit fragile. #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/szOZXQj4DH
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 13, 2016
.@UMichFootball nobody playing behind this guy should be considered fragile. pic.twitter.com/HZ3Ws9QBCg
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 13, 2016
.@RunRalphieRun Uh, yeah... we'll just need to see you on Saturday. #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/tQdXH8pFM0
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 13, 2016
.@UMichFootball we'll try not to burn the House to the ground ... again. pic.twitter.com/kI2cu7t8z2
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 14, 2016
.@RunRalphieRun We'll be ready to defend our House. #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/w9lhHjFj8H
— Michigan Football (@UMichFootball) September 14, 2016
.@UMichFootball we aren't expecting anything less #GoBuffs pic.twitter.com/I7jwDB2R19
— Colorado Buffaloes Football (@CUBuffsFootball) September 14, 2016
Other interesting players on the fictional Colorado roster are Bernie Sanders at free safety, Bill Walton at roamer dude, Stewie and Peter Griffin at weak safety. My personal favorite has to be punter Happy Gilmore or punt returner Lloyd Christmas.