Joan Rivers' best quotes
Happy Birthday, Joan Rivers! The late comedian would have been 83 on Wednesday. She was born on June 8, 1933.
Click through to read 10 of Rivers' greatest zingers.
On Elizabeth Taylor
"Elizabeth Taylor, fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
On North West
"I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing."
On plastic surgery
"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
On Boy George
"Boy George is all England needs -- another queen who can't dress."
On Madonna
"Madonna is so hairy. When she lifted her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit."
On Kate Winslet
"If Kate Winslet had dropped a few pounds, the Titanic would never have sunk."
On sex
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
On her childhood
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
On plastic surgery -- again
"I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."
On sex -- again
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
