X-SciTech In case you missed it, "Jersey Shore" Italy premiere recap as told by tweets By Ysolt Usigan August 5, 2011 / 9:50 AM EDT / CBS News Twitter "Did Snooki really just say 'is this where I convert to pesos?' #youhavegottobekiddingme" -jgmoney5 Vinny points out he has a beard (sort of) Twitter "Pretty sure Vinny has been working on that beard since last season. #jerseyshore" -diannerigler Jenni shows up, has a new face Twitter "Jwoww: what happened to your face?" -gkljestan Sammi and Ron are broken up... again Twitter "Single Sammi = watching Single Ron enjoy his single life and trying not to look upset on the outside even though she wants to cry" -_deardiaryyy Vinny surprisingly speaks Italian, he's the only one Twitter "Vinny's Nickname Is 'The Translation'" -JAMIEGotDatBOMB Assertive Italian pigeons attack Twitter "There we go Deena! 'I don't do birds, get off me, who flies that close?' #ifeelya" -MacPack410 New discovery, Italian furniture not made for "guidos" Twitter "Tht dude Ron is to big he broke the chair lmao #Jersey Shore" -EPLouis89 Snooki exercises herself silly Twitter "Snooki made up her own workout moves and what not lol" -ILUVUDiamond The first makeout sesh of the season, not hot and kind of awkward Twitter "Pauly looks like he's gonna barf in deena's mouth..and deena looks like she's enjoying it too much" -itsVictoriaDi The boys find a gym - hooray! Twitter "Luigi is like the guido mr miyagi #jerseyshore" -alicianunesBOOM Deena determines when she'll "do sex" Twitter "i can't stop laughing . . 'i just wanna take the guy home but i dont wanna do sex' LOL oooh deena how i love youuu." -xobarbiepink The Situation gets denied Twitter "Sorry Mike but Snooki is not DTF." -BieberGomezTour Ysolt Usigan Ysolt Usigan is the editor of lifestyle and technology for women at CBSNews.com